NOMNOMNOM I WILL EAT HER AND ONLY ME EVAR SHE IS MY BOW-TOTING GODDESS AND YOU WILL NOT LOOK AT HER WITHOUT MY PERMISSION FOR ALLAH HATES YOU AND LOVES ME FOREVER.
Reblog — My love life is equivalent to that of a reincarnating male anglerfish. Look it up.
Asexuality aside; I’m decently satisfied at the present moment. I do love acquiring faintly bittersweet yet deeply enjoyable personal news. *sighs*
Reblog — That priceless moment when your “Mullato Butts” ringtone goes off full blast during a church sermon.
I am going to hell.